Stuff those stockings, stocking stuffers!

So it’s getting close to Christmas, and your stockings are hung over the chimney with care. You know they aren’t gonna fill themselves. You need a bunch of fun, small items, and you know it would be bad form to give your loved ones five toothbrushes just to fill up space. What are you to do? If you’re reading this, chances are you live in a home that’s high-tech and well wired. Why not take advantage of that? Everyone loves high-tech gifts, and now, Cymax and MoreTronics bring you loads of little gadgets that serve as fun and inexpensive stocking-stuffers on the fly. Let’s see what Santa brought us…

This year, give your loved ones what they really want: the gift of terrifying, ear-rattling noise. No, not the new 50 Cent album, I’m talking about the General Electric Key chain Security Alarm. Louder than your voice, this “sound grenade” lets rip with a powerful 120db alarm siren whenever the pin is removed. This is the sonic equivalent of a jet plane taking off from one hundred yards away. Not quite loud enough to cause pain, but definitely loud enough to attract attention in a moment of crisis. It might just save your life one day -- and it looks cooler than your Mickey Mouse key chain.

Utility light or Martian space probe? You won’t know until you turn it on. The clever and futuristic Cyclops Lightweight Utility Light can see around corners, probe hard-to-reach places, and twist around any hook or bar for maximum ease of placement. Uses LED technology that’s battery-friendly and never needs replacement bulbs. Perfect for use in cleaning, repairs, or finding those pesky humanoid meat-bags wherever they try to hide.

Cyberpunk isn’t dead, it’s just resting. Wake it up with the fun and futuristic Jensen AM/FM LED Display Radio. Why stare at a boring old LED clock readout when you can read the time as a Matrix-like illusion projected on your wall or ceiling? Note that this space-age sphere may not actually fit into a stocking, unless you have, say, one of those gigantic novelty ones. But the price is right and dang, it’s cool.

Imagine the rosy glow in little Johnny’s smiling face when he opens his stocking to find the I Concepts Cylinder Usb 2.0 Hub. That’s right, USB 2.0 – because 1.0 just didn’t take it to the max. Just imagine how many peripherals your giftee can keep plugged in now! Dozens! It’s computer e-cybermagic!

Let’s get one thing straight: universal remotes are probably the most amazing advance in human history since the day when cavemen discovered that rocks weren’t edible. Every house should have one, and if you don’t, well… take that rock out of your mouth right now. The One For All 8 Dev Learn Univ Remote is more than adequate to your living room’s varied needs, guaranteed to please on Christmas morn and long after.

Buy batteries online? Well, why not? It’s Christmas – that justifies just about any purchase you can make. Apparently Cymax sells the Universal Battery 4-Pack AA Heavy Duty Battery. A $3 product with $5 shipping, that sounds like a great idea to me. It’s not like you can buy these anywhere else, you know.



Happy holidays from Cymax Stores!